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FYAC

You know you will be owned by Auto-Correct…

… once you start relying on it.
LOLOLOL!!!

I did.
not just me, my friends too.

so yeah, another epic collection of FYAC from me and my friends.
lets see how we got owned. 8D

*warning: hell lotsa vulgars used in conversation.* ahahaha!


it is rude to get someone else name wrong. LOL!!


yeah just admit that you are a DOG, uncle WOOOF. HAHAHAA!!!


Lesson learnt: Don’t panic when you type something wrong, you will just continue the mistake and appear dumber. LOL!!!!


nothing much about this, just that I didn’t know auto-correct changes day too.


ITS FRODAY, FRODAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRODAY~~


yes, it is better to be 温柔(gentle) in a way. so you won’t get attack by DYAC. but, it didn’t last long before the next one strikes. LOL!


yeah, lack of sleep is an easy target for DYAC. BEWARE YO!


FUCK. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY LEG KEPT COMING UP. THIS IS ONE OF THE CHUI DYAC I HAVE. LOL!


yeah, I’m gonna CRT if auto-correct keeps attacking. D:


HAHAHAHA PAPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


no, the more you try to distract, the easier it is being spotted. 8D


hurrr. TNT hurrrr.


KARMA KARMA KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *stabs*


and then out of no where, there’s this DYAC battle starting in the convo.
Whoever got the most DYAC lose! LOL!!!


see? wanna bo chup me but failed. HAHA!


The good thing about DYAC is it teaches you alien word that you may not have seen before in all your entire life. LOLOL!!!!


yeah, you can sense the virus somehow… DDD8


DYAC can make sentences sound fucking wrong too. LOL!


maybe their new desserts? hurr.



ya the sentence i pointed out is fucking WTF. hahahahaha!!!


after some time, you managed to figure a way out to make the DYAC sound not so bad. LOL!


KNN YESHIVA!!! <–alot of ppl kenna this one. not just me yo! =3


and look, someone laughed till he can’t type properly. KNN.



Yeah I’m so happy that we have a new member in the club! hur hur hur!
wait, since when there’s a DYAC club?!


sentence CHUI.


I admit I looked forward going to KL. BUT WHUT IS THIS?! KNN LOL!


words managed to teleport. (Y)


Auto-correct is asking you to use proper ENGRISH. lol!


YESHIVA AGAIN. NABEI…


YA WTFFFFFFFFF-


MUR HUR HIT HIT HUR HIT HUR HUR HUR HITHURWTFPLEASEOMGFUCKINGCHUIQFASVFEGE

and dear, is officially in the club. (Y)


WAHAHAHAHA!

but….

KARMA IS A BITCH. tsk
and notice I failed and misread HITTER as HITLER?
lol fucking kiampah. HAHAHA!

some other omakes to share:

April’s Fool is… NICE. (Y)


Never try to tweet at night with your brain not working.
It just made your sentence sounds FUCKING WRONG.
and uncle, even though u deleted the tweet and try to hide it,
I still feel the need to expose it because I am AWESOME like that.
HAHAHAHA!!!

ogayz thats all for the fucking FAIL FYAC post.
stay tune for more. 8D

I can’t stop giggling while typing this post. lolol!


Epic Auto-Correct be Epic!

I never failed to be amazed by how autocorrect changes the mood / conversation.
exciting ttm pls. LOLOL!
you love and hate it at the same time. hahaha!!!
come, let me share the epic moments of me and my friends’ auto-corrects. LOL~

*warning: lotsa vulgars used in conversation simply becos we got owned by FYAC.*


Labu? Kabul? Either way failed. HAHA!


when your plans backfired…


make sure you don’t make the same mistake before you scold someone. LOL!


Plop. yeah plop. I’m plop. Fffff-


Polio~~~ uh wtf. chui to make this kind of mistake in sms. tsk.


I have no freaking idea why this word came out. Maybe I had too much vulgar in the convo. LOL!


someone? who?!


it is sad that Autocorrect didn’t know how to laugh properly. haha!


owell, still bad. hahaha!!


ought…ought I totally understand. yeah.. ought…. wat the…


the new place in sg, Bucket Batok. HAHAHA!


yeah chionging for work is chilly….


I wonder who is the main character in this anime. HAHAHA!


yeah I’m Alice. *v* <–kiampah


yeah sua la, he better go beg for mee sua.



The one I showed before. EPIC-ness TTM<3


yeah, maybe this is the 1 out of 10 autocorrect that linked. :x


no, I can’t pay you in “lag” becos I dunno wtf is that. HAHA!


with? wth? wthtithtueywdsfrfvsefweger?!


yeah, the first time someone wishes to die becos of whatsapp. LOL!


they make you spell whatsapp wrongly. so you will change your language after seeing the word quatrain. <–wtf is this anyway?


xan loo~~~ nani?!

Karma?! BELIEVE IT BITCHES.


yeah, meet me at shiny with your bling bling glitter pls<3


yeah, u got embarrassed and made more mistake. ZZzz.


ARGHHHHH. making the same mistake in front of the DYAC king is just CHUI.


yeah I almost did it. *clench fist*


hell yeah, shall keep it on!
brb, gotta go back to find my ferns. HAHAHAHA!!

Non-autocorrects. but equally epic. 8D


Not DYAC. it is the person’s problem. LOL!


Not too sure if you have chinese DYAC. but yeah. wtf 去是吧!LOL!


when a nice speech got ruined by stupidity…

hell yeah, I can start a collection for this man.
awesome-ness (Y)


The day I decided to use AutoCorrect…

my own version of FYAC. LOL!
*name censored for privacy issue. <–It is still so obvious. WTF.
vulgars censored to show that I'm not so vulgar.* <– Not convincing. WTF.






Anyway they are not VERY funny.
but owell, at least they entertained my life for 5 secs.
hey, that’s very important please.